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May 10, 2024 17:09:12 GMT
Post by om15 on May 10, 2024 17:09:12 GMT
Our immigration controls have collapsed, we owe several trillion pounds in borrowings, trains, roads, education, health service, HMRC and Banks are now run on Zimbabwe standards and our useless corrupt politicians are now trying to keep on the gravy train by lying to us about everything on a daily basis.
But, despite all this Lord Blencathra now wants cat flaps banned, also all cats to wear bells. Additionally any cat who decides to move house and take up with a neighbour can now result in the neighbour, who may have done nothing wrong other than bidding the cat a civil good morning, receiving five years in prison for stealing a cat.
Lord Blencathra said in the House of Lords "There's no justification whatsoever for cat owners taking a laissez-faire attitude and letting a cat go in and out when it pleases." Honestly, I haven't made this up, it is actually what this fucking imbecilic clown has said.
I despair about this country, tomorrow we will see Palestinian terrorist supporters terrorising Jewish people on our streets, the good weather has brought us boat loads of new British every day, all of whom are demanding first class accomodation at our expense, and all our highly paid elected and non elected rule makers can do is worry about my cat.
Clowns, utter piss taking clowns.
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Post by ratcliff on May 10, 2024 17:14:26 GMT
Our immigration controls have collapsed, we owe several trillion pounds in borrowings, trains, roads, education, health service, HMRC and Banks are now run on Zimbabwe standards and our useless corrupt politicians are now trying to keep on the gravy train by lying to us about everything on a daily basis. But, despite all this Lord Blencathra now wants cat flaps banned, also all cats to wear bells. Additionally any cat who decides to move house and take up with a neighbour can now result in the neighbour, who may have done nothing wrong other than bidding the cat a civil good morning, receiving five years in prison for stealing a cat. Lord Blencathra said in the House of Lords "There's no justification whatsoever for cat owners taking a laissez-faire attitude and letting a cat go in and out when it pleases." Honestly, I haven't made this up, it is actually what this fucking imbecilic clown has said. I despair about this country, tomorrow we will see Palestinian terrorist supporters terrorising Jewish people on our streets, the good weather has brought us boat loads of new British every day, all of whom are demanding first class accomodation at our expense, and all our highly paid elected and non elected rule makers can do is worry about my cat. Clowns, utter piss taking clowns. Dogs have owners , cats have servants He is an idiot (or does he need his name in the press for some reason as yet unexplained?) |
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Post by Red Rackham on May 10, 2024 17:16:46 GMT
LOL, what a pillock, an ermine clad pillock but a pillock non the less.
I wonder what Lord Blencathra's thoughts are on wind turbines that kill up to 100,000 birds every year in the UK alone.
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Post by seniorcitizen007 on May 10, 2024 17:47:01 GMT
Blencathra should have Newton disinterred from Westminster Abbey and reburied somewhere out of the public eye ... he invented the cat flap!
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Post by Red Rackham on May 10, 2024 17:52:29 GMT
Blencathra should have Newton disinterred from Westminster Abbey and reburied somewhere out of the public eye ... he invented the cat flap! No kidding! Newton invented the cat flap? It's amazing what you learn in this place. |
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May 10, 2024 17:53:34 GMT
Post by Baron von Lotsov on May 10, 2024 17:53:34 GMT
LOL, what a pillock, an ermine clad pillock but a pillock non the less. I wonder what Lord Blencathra's thoughts are on wind turbines that kill up to 100,000 birds every year in the UK alone. They are all fucked in the head now. It's some sort of curse they are under. I was listening to a Lords debate on woke a while back and it proved my point. |
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May 10, 2024 18:11:28 GMT
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Post by johnofgwent on May 10, 2024 18:11:28 GMT
Blencathra should have Newton disinterred from Westminster Abbey and reburied somewhere out of the public eye ... he invented the cat flap! No kidding! Newton invented the cat flap? It's amazing what you learn in this place. He might have done catoutofglass.com/isaac-newton-cat-flap/ |
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May 10, 2024 18:19:03 GMT
Post by Red Rackham on May 10, 2024 18:19:03 GMT
LOL, what a pillock, an ermine clad pillock but a pillock non the less. I wonder what Lord Blencathra's thoughts are on wind turbines that kill up to 100,000 birds every year in the UK alone. They are all fucked in the head now. It's some sort of curse they are under. I was listening to a Lords debate on woke a while back and it proved my point. This is going to sound very sad I'm sure (lol) but I occasionally watch proceedings in the Lords, and I think it's good job I'm in a microscopic minority because it's not a good advert for democracy that's for sure. Quite often after watching a debate, or some of a debate, I wonder whether their Lordships realise how far from reality they are. They seem to have absolutely no concept of modern life. It's as if they're cloistered in an ermine clad vision of the past. They don't seem to realise and to be honest I don't think they care, that millions of Britons do not share their largely left wing liberal opinions. |
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Post by Red Rackham on May 10, 2024 18:21:24 GMT
Ahh excellent, good link. This place really is the font of knowledge.  |
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May 10, 2024 18:23:34 GMT
Post by jonksy on May 10, 2024 18:23:34 GMT
Ahh excellent, good link. This place really is the font of knowledge. Even Mr Newton fucked up now and then Red...
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May 10, 2024 18:30:21 GMT
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Post by johnofgwent on May 10, 2024 18:30:21 GMT
Ahh excellent, good link. This place really is the font of knowledge. Even Mr Newton fucked up now and then Red...
Well, yes, but the atomic model of Niels Bohr, while recognised by high energy physics academics to be wanting in a few areas, served to this day to introduce students of the subject matter to the basics… |
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May 10, 2024 18:45:57 GMT
Post by Red Rackham on May 10, 2024 18:45:57 GMT
Even Mr Newton fucked up now and then Red... Well, yes, but the atomic model of Niels Bohr, while recognised by high energy physics academics to be wanting in a few areas, served to this day to introduce students of the subject matter to the basics… |
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May 10, 2024 18:58:53 GMT
Post by jonksy on May 10, 2024 18:58:53 GMT
Well, yes, but the atomic model of Niels Bohr, while recognised by high energy physics academics to be wanting in a few areas, served to this day to introduce students of the subject matter to the basics… When I took my masters Red the theory of relativity and Newtons law were probably the most topical subjects of the day. But that was in the good times when real subjects were debated and analysed. Now of course it is all woke shit and media studies that are no fucking use to anyone apart from shelf stackers who are up to their arses in debt after graduating. |
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Post by Red Rackham on May 10, 2024 19:05:47 GMT
! I think the conversation may have gone a tad above my pay grade. When I took my masters Red the theory of relativity and Newtons law were probably the most topical subjects of the day. But that was in the good times when real subjects were debated and analysed. Now of course it is all woke shit and media studies that are no fucking use to anyone apart from shelf stackers who are up to their arses in debt after graduating. You have a masters degree? Impressive, well done you. Almost as impressive as my City & Guilds maths lol. |
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May 10, 2024 19:14:01 GMT
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Post by johnofgwent on May 10, 2024 19:14:01 GMT
Well, yes, but the atomic model of Niels Bohr, while recognised by high energy physics academics to be wanting in a few areas, served to this day to introduce students of the subject matter to the basics… ah but has it ? Teachers are, for the best of reasons, ‘liars to children’ It is their job to break down the tough stuff into something a child can comprehend. Even that is the easy bit compared to what comes next The really tough bit comes when the kids in question sus out they were lied to and then the task is to simultaneously provide the factual response that this was necessary whilst also dangling the bait that will have them hooked on chasing tbe reality for the next twenty years plus ….. The Bohr atom with its ‘concentric rings’ of energy levels serves a most suitable purpose as a starting block, just as Newton’s Physics serves as the starting point. I’ve had quantum mechanics and the ‘double slit experiment ‘explained’ to me multiple times by several nephews and also now by a great niece and frankly they might as well be trying to persuade their long dead great (and another great in one case) grandmother the RAF used radar, not carrots I’m a biologist turned engineer. I deal in what i can see, albeit sometimes through the sights of a big fuckoff microscope. Three quarters of what Einstein proposed is fairy story and the rest is bloody witchcraft as far as i can tell |
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