Speed limits do not apply to cyclists

Labour is merely a lesser evil than your lot. I won't be voting for either of the parties. If you will be, which one of us is the bigger twat around here, Jokesy?

Yes, some cyclists are self righteous and at the same time dangerous twats.

But it is easy to make the mistake of assuming they are all the same. The twats just happen to be the ones we are going to keep noticing. Because people behaving properly are easy not to notice but someone being a twat is often hard to miss.

There is one guy near me who insists on cycling home along a busy main road packed with cars at rush hour, all forced down to bicycle speed in a massive slow moving tailback. And he is cycling in the road quite self righteously and deliberately when there is a perfectly good cycle path beside the road constructed at great expense for twats like him so he doesnt have to be a nuisance to traffic.

I almost wish some twat would knock him off his bike sometime. That might not be PC. But I myself am a motorist and fail to see why people like me should have to suffer entitled twats like him. We motorists are paying for the damned road he is on through fuel duty and car tax, whilst he is paying fuck all. We are also probably paying for the expense of the cycle path provided so he doesnt have to get in our way, yet the entitled prick chooses to do so anyway. Just because he thinks he is better than us, as he cycles home to his meal of tofu and salad. I wish I could sentence the twat to 6 months of 60 fags a day with compulsory fry ups every day cooked in lard, banned from the Gym, with his bicycle crushed by a steam roller driven by me, whilst he is force fed 8 cans of lager to go with his fags. LOL

I have a brilliant idea. Jeremy Clarkson as minister for transport, lol

Not if starmer gets in

And talking of demented twats.....lol

The Government said it would ensure “justice is done” against dangerous cyclists after MPs backed a change in the law to update an antiquated offence.

Cyclists who cause death by dangerous cycling could face up to 14 years in prison after the House of Commons on Wednesday voted through an amendment to create three new offences.

Pressure for the change has built since the deaths of at least two pedestrians due to collisions with cyclists in London, including one in Regent’s Park in which the man riding the bike escaped prosecution.

Transport Secretary Mark Harper confirmed that the Government would adopt the amendment to the Criminal Justice Bill, which is currently making its way through Parliament.


He said: “Most cyclists, like most drivers, are responsible and considerate. But it’s only right that the tiny minority who recklessly disregard others face the full weight of the law for doing so.

As sensible idea IMHO