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Post by Bentley on Dec 24, 2023 13:51:25 GMT
I know .... there must be an auto-correct that changes what I actually type to 'Bentley' every time, so after about six attempts I gave up and deleted the post. Fell free to do the same. You do realise this is a mind zone thread , don’t you ? |
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Post by Hutchyns on Dec 24, 2023 14:03:28 GMT
Are you telling me that it has a different auto-correct system to the other sections ...... or that I should have answered your '?' in a personal message instead ? Or that I should make more effort to type in riddles as to obscure my meaning ? Mind Zone is certainly a guessing game as far as this thread is concerned ... I do know that.
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Post by Bentley on Dec 24, 2023 14:06:39 GMT
Are you telling me that it has a different auto-correct system to the other sections ...... or that I should have answered your '?' in a personal message instead ? Or that I should make more effort to type in riddles as to obscure my meaning ? Mind Zone is certainly a guessing game as far as this thread is concerned ... I do know that. The mind zone should be a troll free zone . |
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Post by Hutchyns on Dec 24, 2023 14:10:27 GMT
Personally I'd make all the sections troll free. But it's a debate that probably isn't suited to Mind Zone.
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Post by Bentley on Dec 24, 2023 14:13:30 GMT
Personally I'd make all the sections troll free. I never would if guessed it by the rubbish that you posted on this thread but it’s the mind zone so I won’t mention it again . |
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Post by Hutchyns on Dec 24, 2023 14:18:55 GMT
Merry Christmas Bentley. For the sake of everyone else, the sooner I let you have the final word the better. xx
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Post by Bentley on Dec 24, 2023 14:21:49 GMT
Merry Christmas Bentley. For the sake of everyone else, the sooner I let you have the final word the better. xx ? |
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Post by jonksy on Dec 24, 2023 14:44:52 GMT
It was Christmas day at the workhouse.
The season of good cheer,
The paupers hearts were merry,
Their bellies full of beer,
The pompouse workhouse master,
As he strode about the halls,
Wished them all a merry Christmas,
But the paupers answered balls.
This angered the workhouse master,
Who swore by all the gods,
He would cancel their Christmas pudding,
The dirty rotten sods.
Upstood one pauper his face as bold as brass.
Keep your fucking pudding,
And stuff it up your arse.
Sorry folks I couldn't resist it. Not sure who wrote it but it never fails to make me chuckle when I think of it.
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Post by borchester on Dec 24, 2023 15:26:05 GMT
It was Christmas day at the workhouse. The season of good cheer, The paupers hearts were merry, Their bellies full of beer, The pompouse workhouse master, As he strode about the halls, Wished them all a merry Christmas, But the paupers answered balls. This angered the workhouse master, Who swore by all the gods, He would cancel their Christmas pudding, The dirty rotten sods. Upstood one pauper his face as bold as brass. Keep your fucking pudding, And stuff it up your arse. Sorry folks I couldn't resist it. Not sure who wrote it but it never fails to make me chuckle when I think of it.  |
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Post by borchester on Dec 24, 2023 15:33:18 GMT
There is no section for religion or spirituality so ill put this here. Christmas is a religious festival, its the birth of gods son into this hole, im sure that will be an eye opener for most. And the shepherd tended his flock, and found that one was missing, so he left the flock to find the one, and on finding, he rejoiced, carrying in triumph the sheep on his shoulders. Arien, as before, the battle never ends for minds. Let that one sheep be you, who reads this. Ask and it will be given. Now the mocking of the beast will begin. Fuck off.
Christmas is a time for stuffing your face, spending pots of money you don't have and having a good time.
God is for Sunday and piglets belong on a roasting spit with lots of apple sauce
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Post by see2 on Dec 24, 2023 19:32:19 GMT
All the best folks ... I think.
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Post by johnofgwent on Dec 25, 2023 0:14:17 GMT
There is no section for religion or spirituality so ill put this here. Christmas is a religious festival, its the birth of gods son into this hole, im sure that will be an eye opener for most. And the shepherd tended his flock, and found that one was missing, so he left the flock to find the one, and on finding, he rejoiced, carrying in triumph the sheep on his shoulders. Arien, as before, the battle never ends for minds. Let that one sheep be you, who reads this. Ask and it will be given. Now the mocking of the beast will begin. The winter solstice was of course a spiritual festival ling before the Christians nicked it to mark an event that even in Palestine must have been some months later than the date chosen. You may call that mockery if you wish. I call it a deliberate attempt to eradicate a competitor. |
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Post by wapentake on Dec 25, 2023 0:23:23 GMT
There is no section for religion or spirituality so ill put this here. Christmas is a religious festival, its the birth of gods son into this hole, im sure that will be an eye opener for most. And the shepherd tended his flock, and found that one was missing, so he left the flock to find the one, and on finding, he rejoiced, carrying in triumph the sheep on his shoulders. Arien, as before, the battle never ends for minds. Let that one sheep be you, who reads this. Ask and it will be given. Now the mocking of the beast will begin. Fuck off.
Christmas is a time for stuffing your face, spending pots of money you don't have and having a good time.
God is for Sunday and piglets belong on a roasting spit with lots of apple sauce
I see your diplomatic skills are as absent as ever. |
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Post by Vanna on Dec 25, 2023 5:51:46 GMT
Merry Christmas, you lovely people full of good cheer and brotherly love.  For those who come to the mind zone, lonely and sad on this day, I wish you good things. Remember it's just a day like any other in Nature and all the universe of living things are as they were yesterday and will be tomorrow. Pour yourself something nice and feel good. Same of us are thinking of some of you, and not just at Christmas. . |
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Post by johnofgwent on Dec 25, 2023 11:01:55 GMT
Merry Christmas, you lovely people full of good cheer and brotherly love. For those who come to the mind zone, lonely and sad on this day, I wish you good things. Remember it's just a day like any other in Nature and all the universe of living things are as they were yesterday and will be tomorrow. Pour yourself something nice and feel good. Same of us are thinking of some of you, and not just at Christmas. . And what about those of us who come here far from sad, far from lonely, but actually wanting ten minutes peace and quiet before all hell in the form of kids and grandkids descend ? what of us ? .. oh bugger too late have to go do some stuffing I have a ritual that i go pay some bills on Christmas day, just to see if the banking system is up, so I can mock the likes of Natwest, who did not listen to me and enjoyed the worst outage of online banking EVER. That WAS fun. Anyone who tries to rollback a failed transaction without first shutting down the CHAPS and fast transfer server, because they want to be the first to avoid the "we're terribly sorry we hae to suspend online servces for a few hours for routine maintenance" needs to take a swan dive into the thames from the top floor of canary wharf's tower.
I sent the project manager that failed to listen to me when seeking to recruit techies that had successfully updated such a system, preferring instead to listedn to a bunch of untested and overseas based idiots 50p in a Christmas card the following year so he could remember what he should have done.
Revenge ?? Hell No. Just a little christmas cheer and the means to go buy a packet of Aldi Sprouts. |
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