Asylum claims now close to 80% success rate

Not one of Wally's mates is it?

Ah**** was recruited by ISIS when he was 8 yrs old, he was taught how to enact genocide against the "Kafir".

He trained and maimed in Iraq until his later teenage years. As a cell member he was shipped off to some far flung European country called Britain in order to one day carry out Allah's work. Any identification documents he had he burned or threw in the sea. He was told that he would be able to claim asylum as a young, single, hairy male, so long as he was able to tell a story that he had been torn apart from his family due to war and persecution in the middle-east; then he would be granted asylum in Britain.

Eventually the UNCHCR arranged asylum in Britain (amusingly - through some office cock-up - he spent his first few weeks believing he was living in Lincoln, rather than Luton).

He became a UK citizen and married a Pakistani girl from Berry Park. He's very busy helping out with the local Wahabi mosque listening to hate mongers preaching about the sins of the evil West in which he resides. He volunteers for Muslim street patrols in Luton and Walthamstow. He believes queers should be thrown off the rooftops of buildings, and white girls wearing short skirts are easy meat. He gleefully desecrates British war memorials in his spare time, or when he's part of "peaceful protests," and pisses on the graves of British soldiers.  He also works for a "charity" that provides advertisement and funding for Sharia law and his Wahabi mosque. He works tirelessly against the society who granted him asylum. He would put many British people to shame in demonstrating the emotional energy he displays towards his religion and people.  

He won't be granted a BEM by the King, his reward is much greater than that, he's waiting for a very special phone call to order him to carry out the work of Allah. He will follow in the footsteps of those who slaughtered Lee Rigby, the 7/7 underground bombing and the Manchester bombing, and he will. The moment Allah orders him to blow himself up into thousands of pieces taking hundreds of innocent lives with him.

Let all in and sundry, really?

Explain how you would vet between Z*** and Ah****?

A government's first priority is to the security of its people, no ifs no buts.