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Post by Veronika on Jul 6, 2023 22:32:07 GMT
Dear Forumers,
Some members of the Conservative Party such as Boris Johnson apparently like to go for a bicycle ride. And many people in the public may feel that some members of the Conservative Party need to apologise for various different things.
Perhaps a naked bicycle ride by a group of Conservative figures would be an unexpected but successful way for the party to truly apologise, and therefore help them to win the next General Election. If a large peloton would be too much for people to take then perhaps it could just be Boris and Raab riding naked together on a tandem bicycle through swing constituencies, to show their penance to the nation.
Veronika Oleksychenko
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2023 9:52:36 GMT
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Post by Red Rackham on Jul 7, 2023 10:10:05 GMT
LOL.
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Post by Montegriffo on Jul 7, 2023 10:54:57 GMT
I want to ride my bicycle.
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Post by Veronika on Nov 8, 2023 11:00:22 GMT
Dear Forumers,
It certainly seems that the Conservatives need a big boost if they are going to win the next General Election. And something like a naked bicycle ride could still be just the thing. It would be different, of course. But at least it would show sincere openness and transparency.
For some reason, Sunak has basically left Penny Mordaunt on the sidelines a bit. But she would be ideal to lead this bike ride, and have the head of the peloton. I think that she would be a fine Prime Minister.
Veronika Oleksychenko
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2023 12:06:47 GMT
That one made me laugh, Veronika. Penny Mordaunt at the head of a large (naked) peleton, brandishing a heavy sword as she rides along to Tory victory.  |
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Post by Veronika on Nov 8, 2023 12:32:07 GMT
Dear blackiswhite,
You mention Penny Mordaunt also having a sword on this bicycle ride, and of course you refer to when Penny held Charles's sword.
I think that she won many admirers for doing that, and it lasted for longer than expected.
Veronika Oleksychenko
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Post by distant on Nov 8, 2023 22:36:44 GMT
That one made me laugh, Veronika. Penny Mordaunt at the head of a large (naked) peleton, brandishing a heavy sword as she rides along to Tory victory. I wonder if it will be the same sword as "The Sword Of Truth" which Tory Minister Johnathon Aitken said he would wield to prove his court case. In fact he admitted perjury and perverting the course of justice and was jailed for 18 months. |
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Post by Veronika on Dec 16, 2023 1:08:56 GMT
Dear distant,
I don't know of Jonathan Aitken and his sword, but it sounds as if he needed Penny Mordaunt to hold his as well. Then he might have had a better experience at his trial, like King Charles did at his coronation.
Veronika Oleksychenko
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Post by piglet on Dec 16, 2023 11:29:59 GMT
I am in favour of a naked bike ride for any conservative, my concern is the cost of replacement saddles, surely many will be beyond cleaning. I can imagine what it would be like to have my face upwards and not be able to move it, only for David Cameron to plant his ass either side of my upward face, or in this case saddle.
At this moment in time, i am having a bad time as i have a vivid imagination. Not in your case though Veronika, that the thought of your ass lowering itself onto my upturned tongue, i mean saddle is of benefit. The thinking behind your suggestion is of course first class.
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Post by Veronika on Dec 16, 2023 15:05:46 GMT
Dear piglet,
All I will say to that is I don't cycle but I walk quite a lot. I've got tracksuits of fluorescent colours that I like to wear for walks. Or shorts and a crop top when it's warm. I've actually gone for a walk sometimes in just my underwear and a pair of trainers. I don't think people noticed or they didn't say anything anyway. But it was in hot weather.
Veronika Oleksychenko
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Post by piglet on Dec 18, 2023 12:08:24 GMT
I would appreciate further updates in regards too insights into your activities and life. I shall of course reciprocate, recently i was in a lift, and a young woman lifted her dress and begged me to take her. I suggested a date first.
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Post by Veronika on Dec 18, 2023 15:36:08 GMT
Dear piglet,
Well I thought it was surprising and quite amusing actually, that no one seemed to notice or they didn't say anything, when I went for a walk in just pink underwear and bra, and a pair of trainers. But as I say, it was a hot day.
Veronika Oleksychenko
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Post by piglet on Dec 19, 2023 12:01:58 GMT
They are english Veronicka, they pretend not to notice because they are embarrassed, they will look when they think you wont notice.
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Post by Veronika on Dec 20, 2023 12:44:51 GMT
Dear piglet,
But surely people would notice if there was a naked bicycle ride as part of a party's campaign. The public would not hide their attention of it. And they would have a good look at this event.
Veronika Oleksychenko
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