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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2023 22:09:56 GMT
The notion of a bunch of Tory MPS riding bikes naked making any positive difference to their electoral chances is laughable really. It would simply confirm the belief held by many of us already that they are crap politicians. It would reek of desperation.
It would most definitely not be good politics.
If it were the way to win, surely we'd have seen Putin and his generals cycling from Moscow to Kyiv in the bollocky buff by now?
Mind you, he probably has a small dick, so perhaps not.
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Post by Vinny on Dec 30, 2023 12:09:22 GMT
Oh for goodness sake, it's a wum thread.
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Post by johnofgwent on Dec 31, 2023 1:18:09 GMT
Dear Forumers, Some members of the Conservative Party such as Boris Johnson apparently like to go for a bicycle ride. And many people in the public may feel that some members of the Conservative Party need to apologise for various different things. Perhaps a naked bicycle ride by a group of Conservative figures would be an unexpected but successful way for the party to truly apologise, and therefore help them to win the next General Election. If a large peloton would be too much for people to take then perhaps it could just be Boris and Raab riding naked together on a tandem bicycle through swing constituencies, to show their penance to the nation. Veronika Oleksychenko Ok where do i start I am reliably informed by my wife and daughters the only place they want to see any politician of any political hue on a pushbike is in the fast lane of the m25 with three lanes of articulated lorries rapidly closing on them What they might be wearing for the occasion wasn’t part of the conversation |
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Post by Baron von Lotsov on Dec 31, 2023 2:03:27 GMT
Dear blackiswhite, You mention Penny Mordaunt also having a sword on this bicycle ride, and of course you refer to when Penny held Charles's sword. I think that she won many admirers for doing that, and it lasted for longer than expected. Veronika Oleksychenko There seems to be a hint of the Benny Hill in your posts. |
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Post by Veronika on Mar 24, 2024 8:10:27 GMT
Dear Baron von Lotsov,
I did not know about Benny Hill so I've searched for him and he did old-fashioned comedy shows. But Penny Mordaunt was quite serious and determined when she held Charles's sword, it wasn't a laughing matter for her. It was an important occasion and she did a great job.
Veronika Oleksychenko
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Post by piglet on Mar 24, 2024 11:12:58 GMT
I have a sword Veronika, have you a sharpener?
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Post by Veronika on Mar 27, 2024 8:40:07 GMT
Dear piglet,
I'm sorry but I don't know how to do that, you would have to show me. It is not in my area of experience.
Veronika Oleksychenko
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Post by patman post on Mar 27, 2024 13:06:21 GMT
Dear piglet, Well I thought it was surprising and quite amusing actually, that no one seemed to notice or they didn't say anything, when I went for a walk in just pink underwear and bra, and a pair of trainers. But as I say, it was a hot day. Veronika Oleksychenko Must be galling to be ignored while peddling yourself so blatantly... |
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Post by Veronika on Mar 27, 2024 18:57:42 GMT
Dear patman post,
You say that it must have been so galling to be ignored. I see that the definition of "galling" is basically "to make someone feel annoyed or resentful" or "to make someone sore by rubbing".
Neither of those things applied to me on that occasion. I just thought it was quite amusing that no one seemed to notice. But I suppose that in pink knickers, bra and trainers it just looked like summer wear on a hot day.
Veronika Oleksychenko
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Post by piglet on Mar 28, 2024 12:06:12 GMT
As i have royal Austrian blood, im related to an Austrian count, my genes have a propensity to run people throgh with a sword, holding a handkerchief, and sniffing into it, having done the deed, dressed in royal regalier.
If we were in the same room, and you cast a mild insult, i might run you through with my sword, of course i wont want to hurt you, maybe you could suggest a harmless way of doing it.
I have something in mind, it wont take long.
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Post by Veronika on Mar 28, 2024 12:43:28 GMT
Dear piglet,
What is that?
Veronika Oleksychenko
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Post by Baron von Lotsov on Mar 28, 2024 14:09:41 GMT
I've had an idea how Veronika can take them on at the next general election using modelling talents.
You see now the Tories have gone socialist the bankers are left without a party to vote for. If one were to start a banker's party, a good way to advertise it is to pledge more luxury yachts for hard-pressed bankers. All luxury yachts come as standard with hot models sunbathing on their decks. Now once you have sold the idea to the bankers the party would be so well funded that they can launch a hostile takeover bid for the Conservative Party and then once they own them they can asset strip the organisation and recoup their investment.
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Post by piglet on Mar 29, 2024 11:25:34 GMT
Veronika, This does not involve myself brandishing a metal sword, but a sword you might like, and most certainly, unless you are a nun, have some experience with. It will involve putting yourself into my hands, relinquishing control, and letting me give you reason to have little squeakes, moans, eyeball rolling, and you would most certainly approve and aid my activity.
Indeed, you are not short of initiative, you may add to the building of a fortcoming explosion, for your self as well as for me. Leading to another wish to pursue such matters again.
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Post by Veronika on Mar 29, 2024 13:55:59 GMT
Dear piglet,
Oh okay I see. I'm gay actually, I've only been with women and girls. I have given a couple of men handjobs, quite a long time ago now, but that is it.
Veronika Oleksychenko
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Post by piglet on Mar 30, 2024 11:08:49 GMT
Yes i know. I can dress up as Maddonna or Jennifer Aniston, what is your preference? Are you attracted to male like girls, i can don a fascist uniform with death head appalets, holding a luger. How about a school uniform? Then again a real man might sway you. I can make your hair stand up, all of it, gush like a tap, fulminate and throb for ten minutes.
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