This is doing the rounds on the forums,
View AttachmentDear Santa now it’s Xmas
Please help me if you can
Cos all I want for Christmas
Is just to be a man.
I’m past the stage of shame,
I don’t care if people talk,
Now please can you supply me
With a nice big c**k?
I’ve tried dildos and vibrators
And every ladies toy
But the thing I want in life the most
Is just to be a boy.
I’ve changed the legislation
And rushed it through real quick.
So now can you supply me with a 6inch d**k?
I know this Christmas miracle is not too much for you
And while you’re at it Santa, could I have some boll**ks too?
Oh Santa be a darling
And grant my Christmas wish.
Cos girls like me should have the right
To stand up when we p**h.
Other girls may be so cute
And want to ‘Deck the Halls’
But Santa, I’d be happy just to stand and scratch my balls.
I don’t care for women’s rights,
I’ll just say, “I’m being free”
But that pervert in their changing room is likely to be me.
I know some folk would criticise
Or put me in the jail.
But what’s so wrong for little me to be the alpha male?
I’ve a marriage of convenience
But I’m really still a spinster
It’s so unfair, but who’s to blame?
You’ve guessed it - It’s Westminster!