EU Flag Bog Paper

Thanks, but it doesn't seem to be for sale. I would love to buy a roll - so where's it available? Or has the EU banned it?

What brought this to mind was that the EU were giving away EU flags to wave at the Proms. I think the fact that they have to give them away says all that we need to know about the EU. People would be willing to pay for the bog roll. 

I remember Malcolm Tucker on the "Thick of it" saying that he'd bought some Nick Robinson bog paper and he'd perfected putting a perfect quiff on him.

LOL
"Perfect for anniversaries" 

There are alternatives.

If it's good stuff, I might get some.

Bit too expensive for me. I’m a 3 sheeter.

I read it for free on the internet . I’m saving up to buy some tiger shit .