Halloween Budget Postponed

There will be a few disappointed Tory MPs that the Halloween Budget statement has been postponed.

Liz Truss was so looking forward to appearing dressed as a witch, complete with broomstick. Did you see her resignation speech where she seemed so proud of her achievements in her extremely short spell as Prime Minister. Probably hundreds of thousands of people will be unable to pay their mortgage due to the Albatruss crashing the economy.

Boris Johnson would probably have appeared as a fat old tramp. No need for a change of costume for him. Come to think of it, he probably wouldn't have attended because it's been a few days since his last holiday and so must be due for another well-earned break after getting humiliated in the fixed leadership contest where the new rules ensured that Sunak would be PM. What's the point of Tory leadership rules when they can be changed anytime it suits their agenda.

Michael Green Grant Shapps would have probably made an appearance as a scammer. Easy to get his name mixed up, as Shapps has many names. I wonder if he still has outside interests. Who can forget how Shapps got the sack for not declaring his money making schemes when he was a minister in a previous Tory government. Still, it seems you can do what you like as a Tory minister and still make a comeback.

A case in point is Cruella Braverman who was sacked only a matter of days ago but has astoundingly made a return in time for the would have been Halloween Budget.

Obviously Chancellor ?unt, who looks like he's a member of the Adams Family, would have been there.

Sunak himself would not have needed to change his appearance, as he looks a bit like a hob goblin. Funny how Tory MPs are saying they now have a cabinet of all the talents. More like a cabinet of all the incompetents. It's just like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, and I expect we will soon be seeing the headlines SUNAK SUNK.