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Post by thomas on May 1, 2023 19:05:28 GMT
benny your mind is a humour free zone. Lighten up.
Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall bought new shoes for her wedding.
During the big day they became increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on.
That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, "Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are killing me!"
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge.
"Harder!" yelled Camila, "Harder."
Charles yelled back,"I'm trying, darling! But it's just so bloody tight!"
"Come on! Give it all you've got!" she cried.
Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camila exclaimed, "There! Oh God! That feels so good!"
In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, "See! I told you with a face like that, she had to be a virgin!"
Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, "Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!"
At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy! He served in the Navy: once a Rear Admiral, always a Rear Admiral!
When there’s no escape , tell a joke.😁 there is no need to escape benny. Im trying to cheer your dour face up mate.
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Post by thomas on May 1, 2023 19:16:46 GMT
There was me thinking your avatar was political satire rather than a true reflection of your views.
Whats andy murray ever done to you squeezy? There are more sassunnachs in scotland per head of population than jocks in your country , and they are all welcome here squeezy.
I dont go in for ethnic cleansing , although im told your country has history for it , but whatever rocks your boat.
Oh dear, like many SNATs you just haven't considered the fallout, have you?
If independence happened, there was a hard border and Scotland joined the EU, Scots would be EU citizens with no automatic right of residence in England and, of course, vice versa.
"Repatriation" was my little joke but, if you get your way, it may not be far off the reality.
You have not thought it through.
You really are as stupid as you look arent you squeaky?
Independence happened for the republic of ireland 100 years ago. There is a hard border down the irish sea between blighty and ireland. Ireland is an EU member , blighty is not. There is the CTA. Despite this , micks like graham norton off the top of my head live in wapping.
Meanwhile , the sharp tool in the box that is squeaky tells the forum that andy murray will be ejected if scotland ends up indy with the same criteria as independent ireland.
Im sure andy wouldnt give a shit , but given he is worth around £70 million and declared he would never become a tax exile im sure you could do with his dosh squeaky once the union ends .
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Post by thomas on May 1, 2023 19:21:43 GMT
Oh dear, like many SNATs you just haven't considered the fallout, have you?
If independence happened, there was a hard border and Scotland joined the EU, Scots would be EU citizens with no automatic right of residence in England and, of course, vice versa.
"Repatriation" was my little joke but, if you get your way, it may not be far off the reality.
You have not thought it through.
Therein lies the problem, the people of Scotland have only been told the 'pros' of Independence, the downsides have been played down, if the people of Scotland have another chance of Independence they should be told the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, and not what they want to hear.
Sturgeon only played on the pros, her back up plan when it all went belly up was to reach out to the UK for a bail out, which at one point a phrase was coined a independent Scotlands would end up as 'Greece without the sun' bail out.
We need to see on paper and backed up with hard hitters how Scotland will be self-sufficient without the propping up of the UK, and not listening to Sturgeon's fantasy land plans, believing the EU would be their saviour.
I see michel barnier is currently enjoying a walking holiday on skye fairsociety , pointing out the EU cooperation between scot gov and EU , whilst making digs about londons attack on scotlands devolution ?
Ive said this before , but hopefully once we become independent , i want barnier to do the horse trading negotiations on our behalf. Having witnessed him rag doll your government negotiaters , carve northern ireland off the uk , as well as tens of billions in payments for the EU , im sure we could find a castle somewhere , along with a lifetimes supply of whiskey with an "e" , and potentially a presidency once we become a republic as a thanks for his services.
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Post by thomas on May 1, 2023 19:25:36 GMT
no im saying whatever bitterness and unfairness you have from losing the brexit ref , you need to move on and try and elect a party on a rejoin mandate rather than carrying on raking over the coals of defeat forevermore. Ah, rejoin... Didn't go well for Jo Swinson, didn't get to rejoin, but did get to lose her seat. Add Jo to the list of one of the worst politicians in the UK. It didnt ned , but we scots and the good people of east dunbartonshire took her out in 2019 over her hypocrisy of telling scots we couldnt have another indyref while she demanded the uk have one over brexit as jo didnt like the result.
Carpetbaggers like jo are never popular , especially when they argue rank hypocrisy.
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Post by thomas on May 1, 2023 19:28:06 GMT
do you miss the point of every post you reply to deliberately ? NO! but you do. im suitably chastised see 2. When you and benny tell me something must be true from your ivory tower in alf garnetstan , we mere plebs must take our telling off with good grace and accept it . |
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Post by Red Rackham on May 1, 2023 19:43:03 GMT
Starmer and Kinnock both deserve a mention because of their leftie traits, however they lack the intent to destabilise our society that the others have, they are both rubbish, but not evil like say Sturgeon is. Kinnock is a real danger to this country, he is an ideological lefty. He strongly believes there should be no borders and that all people are members of a global community. In short, he's an idiot. He is also Labours shadow immigration minister! |
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Post by The Squeezed Middle on May 1, 2023 19:45:50 GMT
Oh dear, like many SNATs you just haven't considered the fallout, have you?
If independence happened, there was a hard border and Scotland joined the EU, Scots would be EU citizens with no automatic right of residence in England and, of course, vice versa.
"Repatriation" was my little joke but, if you get your way, it may not be far off the reality.
You have not thought it through.
You really are as stupid as you look arent you squeaky?
Independence happened for the republic of ireland 100 years ago. There is a hard border down the irish sea between blighty and ireland. Ireland is an EU member , blighty is not. There is the CTA. Despite this , micks like graham norton off the top of my head live in wapping.
Meanwhile , the sharp tool in the box that is squeaky tells the forum that andy murray will be ejected if scotland ends up indy with the same criteria as independent ireland.
Im sure andy wouldnt give a shit , but given he is worth around £70 million and declared he would never become a tax exile im sure you could do with his dosh squeaky once the union ends .
Oh dear, oh very dear. Thomas, you're normally such a sensible chap but once you start chomping on the old indybollocks you're as giddy as a schoolgirl. Listen, Scottish independence would be your Brexit except far more severe: You'd be leaving a union with which you have much closer ties and, yes, you would be a foreign country and treated as such. And you'd need a currency. And a central bank. And you'd lose the NHS. And the military. And all of those civil service functions currently shared with the rest of the UK, for which the SNATs have no cogent replacement plans. And, like an EU national post Brexit, you would have no automatic right to enter or reside in England and Wales. You see those queues at Dover and Calais? That could be (and probably would be) Gretna post independence. Scots living in England (and Englanders in Scotland) would eventually have to choose a nationality. Sure, there'd probably be a period of grace on both sides but eventually people would become foreigners – either in the country that they live in or the one that they originated from. “Independence” is easy to say. But it raises many more questions than answers. At the moment many SNATs seem to think that they will continue to enjoy the freedom of both the UK and the EU post independence. Well dream on. Hence our good friend Andy Murray, should he choose to be Scottish, may well find that he has no automatic right to live in Surrey. None of which means that you shouldn't do it (and I sincerely hope that you do) but you really haven't thought it through. So sorry to rain on the sunlit uplands of Scottish Independence, but there it is I'm afraid. 
(And don't call me "Squeaky" because it makes you sound like Whoiney - the Sock Puppeteer. And you wouldn't be one and the same now, would you? No, surely not... Again... Oh, come on now... Really?  ) |
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Post by thomas on May 1, 2023 20:02:50 GMT
You really are as stupid as you look arent you squeaky?
Independence happened for the republic of ireland 100 years ago. There is a hard border down the irish sea between blighty and ireland. Ireland is an EU member , blighty is not. There is the CTA. Despite this , micks like graham norton off the top of my head live in wapping.
Meanwhile , the sharp tool in the box that is squeaky tells the forum that andy murray will be ejected if scotland ends up indy with the same criteria as independent ireland.
Im sure andy wouldnt give a shit , but given he is worth around £70 million and declared he would never become a tax exile im sure you could do with his dosh squeaky once the union ends .
Oh dear, oh very dear.
Thomas, you're normally such a sensible chap but once you start chomping on the old indybollocks you're as giddy as a schoolgirl.
Listen, Scottish independence would be your Brexit except far more severe: You'd be leaving a union with which you have much closer ties and, yes, you would be a foreign country and treated as such. aye squeaky. We know scotland and england when they seperate means both become foreign countries and the uk is no more. Its no revelation is it?
sure. We can discuss all that , but first of all i want to deal with the stupidity of your earlier post.
Republic of ireland eu nationals do ,and not only that , they also get to vote. So why would norton be allowed to stay , but murray not ?
CTA aside , are you telling me you think brexit is a disaster?
i have a nationality already squeaky. Im scottish. I even have numerous documents that prove it. Irish living in england have irish passports , and choose their irish nationality , along with tens of thousands of others of differing nationality.
Are you trying to encourage scottish independence here squeaky? "if we go independent , we will have a nationality?  fuck me, that scuppered scottish independence right there squeaks.
sounds good to me squeaky. There are over two hundred foreign countries ( to england) in the world , and i dont see any problems . The world continues to turn.
You still arent addressing the graham norton any murray gordian knot though mate.
who said any of this squeaky? You are making things up now. Independence isnt easy as we are seeing . The plan is to join EFTA in three months while eu memebrship gets considered , and as yet , im still not aware of your governments plan to stop scotland being a CTA member. so what are you talking about?
he is scottish currently squeaky , but you still havent explained why he cant live in surrey , but irish eu citizen norton can live in wapping?
Squeaky you arent making sense son. Im asking you to tell me what would be the difference between scotland and ireland , and our citizens like any murrray and graham norton and as yet we have loads of empty words but no real explanation.
im gutted squeaky you pissed all over my fireworks in your mind if not in reality.
sorry squeaky. Dont let your imagination run away with you though. Now over to you. What will be the differnce between scotland and ireland with respect to the CTA after scottish independence?
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Post by The Squeezed Middle on May 1, 2023 20:07:22 GMT
Oh, FFS - “Thomas” is Whoiney - same as he was “Balma” - The “Scotsman” who couldn't spell “Whisky” and then “Oran777” (the “Scotsman” with an Irish name) who quickly auto-deleted (on being recognised). Oh Jeez, how sad.
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Post by thomas on May 1, 2023 20:10:45 GMT
Oh, FFS - “Thomas” is Whoiney - same as he was “Balma” - The “Scotsman” who couldn't spell “Whisky” and then “Oran777” (the “Scotsman” with an Irish name) who quickly auto-deleted (on being recognised). Oh Jeez, how sad. squeaky , you are degenerating into conspiracy theories as your arguments fall apart.
Now back to my question , why would foreign irish eu citizens like norton get to stay in wapping but nor foreign scots citizens like murray in surrey?
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2023 20:10:56 GMT
You really are as stupid as you look arent you squeaky?
Independence happened for the republic of ireland 100 years ago. There is a hard border down the irish sea between blighty and ireland. Ireland is an EU member , blighty is not. There is the CTA. Despite this , micks like graham norton off the top of my head live in wapping.
Meanwhile , the sharp tool in the box that is squeaky tells the forum that andy murray will be ejected if scotland ends up indy with the same criteria as independent ireland.
Im sure andy wouldnt give a shit , but given he is worth around £70 million and declared he would never become a tax exile im sure you could do with his dosh squeaky once the union ends .
Oh dear, oh very dear. Thomas, you're normally such a sensible chap but once you start chomping on the old indybollocks you're as giddy as a schoolgirl. Listen, Scottish independence would be your Brexit except far more severe: You'd be leaving a union with which you have much closer ties and, yes, you would be a foreign country and treated as such. And you'd need a currency. And a central bank. And you'd lose the NHS. And the military. And all of those civil service functions currently shared with the rest of the UK, for which the SNATs have no cogent replacement plans. And, like an EU national post Brexit, you would have no automatic right to enter or reside in England and Wales. You see those queues at Dover and Calais? That could be (and probably would be) Gretna post independence. Scots living in England (and Englanders in Scotland) would eventually have to choose a nationality. Sure, there'd probably be a period of grace on both sides but eventually people would become foreigners – either in the country that they live in or the one that they originated from. “Independence” is easy to say. But it raises many more questions than answers. At the moment many SNATs seem to think that they will continue to enjoy the freedom of both the UK and the EU post independence. Well dream on. Hence our good friend Andy Murray, should he choose to be Scottish, may well find that he has no automatic right to live in Surrey. None of which means that you shouldn't do it (and I sincerely hope that you do) but you really haven't thought it through. So sorry to rain on the sunlit uplands of Scottish Independence, but there it is I'm afraid.
(And don't call me "Squeaky" because it makes you sound like Whoiney - the Sock Puppeteer. And you wouldn't be one and the same now, would you? No, surely not... Again... Oh, come on now... Really? ) It wouldn't surprise me, especially since the cybernats do love to scream and make everything about them no matter the topic. The Scottish Conservatives have also noted that the cybernats have become more extreme and abusive since the SNP collapse. Sadly, these sort of forums are prone to sock-puppets, and it would explain why there's so many fulltime EUphile nutters around.
EDIT: I see no point in wasting time on a spam sock that derails threads to their only topic. It reminds me of those who make everything about Brexit.
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Post by thomas on May 1, 2023 20:13:21 GMT
Oh dear, oh very dear. Thomas, you're normally such a sensible chap but once you start chomping on the old indybollocks you're as giddy as a schoolgirl. Listen, Scottish independence would be your Brexit except far more severe: You'd be leaving a union with which you have much closer ties and, yes, you would be a foreign country and treated as such. And you'd need a currency. And a central bank. And you'd lose the NHS. And the military. And all of those civil service functions currently shared with the rest of the UK, for which the SNATs have no cogent replacement plans. And, like an EU national post Brexit, you would have no automatic right to enter or reside in England and Wales. You see those queues at Dover and Calais? That could be (and probably would be) Gretna post independence. Scots living in England (and Englanders in Scotland) would eventually have to choose a nationality. Sure, there'd probably be a period of grace on both sides but eventually people would become foreigners – either in the country that they live in or the one that they originated from. “Independence” is easy to say. But it raises many more questions than answers. At the moment many SNATs seem to think that they will continue to enjoy the freedom of both the UK and the EU post independence. Well dream on. Hence our good friend Andy Murray, should he choose to be Scottish, may well find that he has no automatic right to live in Surrey. None of which means that you shouldn't do it (and I sincerely hope that you do) but you really haven't thought it through. So sorry to rain on the sunlit uplands of Scottish Independence, but there it is I'm afraid.
(And don't call me "Squeaky" because it makes you sound like Whoiney - the Sock Puppeteer. And you wouldn't be one and the same now, would you? No, surely not... Again... Oh, come on now... Really? ) It wouldn't surprise me, especially since the cybernats do love to scream and make everything about them no matter the topic. The Scottish Conservatives have also noted that the cybernats have become more extreme and abusive since the SNP collapse. Sadly, these sort of forums are prone to sock-puppets, and it would explain why there's so many fulltime EUphile nutters around.
ah! The english intelligentsa gets in on the act.
Prove im a sock puppet , of yet again be shown to be telling porkies to try and attack a forum member because as normal you cant attack any arguments?
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Post by thomas on May 1, 2023 20:17:57 GMT
Oh dear, oh very dear. Thomas, you're normally such a sensible chap but once you start chomping on the old indybollocks you're as giddy as a schoolgirl. Listen, Scottish independence would be your Brexit except far more severe: You'd be leaving a union with which you have much closer ties and, yes, you would be a foreign country and treated as such. And you'd need a currency. And a central bank. And you'd lose the NHS. And the military. And all of those civil service functions currently shared with the rest of the UK, for which the SNATs have no cogent replacement plans. And, like an EU national post Brexit, you would have no automatic right to enter or reside in England and Wales. You see those queues at Dover and Calais? That could be (and probably would be) Gretna post independence. Scots living in England (and Englanders in Scotland) would eventually have to choose a nationality. Sure, there'd probably be a period of grace on both sides but eventually people would become foreigners – either in the country that they live in or the one that they originated from. “Independence” is easy to say. But it raises many more questions than answers. At the moment many SNATs seem to think that they will continue to enjoy the freedom of both the UK and the EU post independence. Well dream on. Hence our good friend Andy Murray, should he choose to be Scottish, may well find that he has no automatic right to live in Surrey. None of which means that you shouldn't do it (and I sincerely hope that you do) but you really haven't thought it through. So sorry to rain on the sunlit uplands of Scottish Independence, but there it is I'm afraid.
(And don't call me "Squeaky" because it makes you sound like Whoiney - the Sock Puppeteer. And you wouldn't be one and the same now, would you? No, surely not... Again... Oh, come on now... Really? )
EDIT: I see no point in wasting time on a spam sock the derails threads to their only topic. It reminds me of those who make everything about Brexit.
edit# how many times can one man surrender in one day b4? Another empty claim , another failure to back up that claim. then b4 runs away. |
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Post by The Squeezed Middle on May 1, 2023 20:21:54 GMT
Oh no, it's Whoiney/Balma/Oran/Thomas the Irish/Scottish Nationalist Sock Puppeteer yet again, so it is. Quelle surprise!  |
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2023 20:26:02 GMT
do you miss the point of every post you reply to deliberately ? It’s ALWAYS personal with see2. If you don’t agree with him you are either deluded or deranged . His favourite assumption is that anyone who disagrees with him is biased, and probably an extremist of some kind. Oh, another is the fact that he likes to attack people who point out such truths by accusing us of lying about him. If he sees this I expect he will be along at some point to accuse me yet again of doing just that, lol. |
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fuck me, that scuppered scottish independence right there squeaks.