Minimum alcohol unit price in Scotland to rise to 65p

So, the snat response to this tax hike is to deflect it toward some hate the English rhetoric. I guess this is why even a total idiot can be FM up there.

When I first moved to Scotland as a small child I noticed that most people over the age of 16 or so had no teeth, also it was impossible to find salads or anchovies on sale, the staple diet was mince and tatties with no vegetables, I also noticed that most grown ups reeked of alcohol and were very short tempered.
I was lucky in that my parents feed me an English diet with fruit and veg and we drank perrier water, I kept my own teeth and developed an urbane temperament.



Come off it, I enjoyed a case of Cromarty beers at Christmas, it was quite enjoyable, but not nearly as good as Arkle's Best Bitter.  The water in Swindon must be much better than the highland stuff.

And Scotland has the most dentists per head of population in the UK – 57.3 dentists per 100,000 people, compared to 42.9 in England and 45.7 in Wales. 

Children’s oral health progress in Scotland and Wales ‘markedly outstrips’ England 

dentistry.co.uk/2020/03/04/child-oral-health-progress-scotland-wales-outstrips-england 

. Scotland had significantly better access to NHS dentistry for adults than the other UK nations, with 18% of practices taking on new health-service patients... 


 talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2022/08/08/bbc-uk-scotland-had-significantly-better-40-access-to-nhs-dentistry/ 
  

England has the worst access to overall healthcare in Europe , with a lack of clean decent water , fruit and veg shortages due to Brexit and the population in ommys village walking around with a mouth full of broken bottles for teeth. 

 I suspect you lived on a farm outside of drum chapel ,and were told by the local authorities that this was what the whole of glesga was like ommy to keep you away from the posh parts where the bulk of the natives  live. 
 

Well Tommo, you must have all your own teeth as you take a bite better than Jaydee.
Dumfriesshire actually.

What!!!! The tory border shire of Dumfries? I reckon the people you saw with no teeth and bad tempers were English refugees ommy. The border counties have been reporting for years English asylum seekers fleeing the English wastelands for a better life in scotland. The Dumfries courier was reporting only the other week of a family from down south who had moved to scotland for clean fresh drinking water , affordable housing , and of course access to Scottish nhs dentists.

My big mate is just back fae a boys winter holiday in Tenerife , and was reporting the place is full of English asylum seekers with bad teeth and halitosis. We are hearing the same thing from scotland , ireland France and Spain , all reporting the native English fleeing for a better life. I hear the Irish in Dublin are moaning about the amount of English from the London area who moved there following all the finance jobs Dublin took because of Brexit.

Anyway ommy , I won't brag too much , we dont want to encourage you to move back.

Perhaps it was a 15 year old English asylum seeker om? I do know moray loon has told me of the problems they have with incomers up his way. 

I bet your son is glad he isnt dealing with the knife crime pandemic in your country though............ 



How Scotland reduced knife deaths among young people

Treating knife crime as a health issue has led to a dramatic drop in stabbings: of the 35 deaths of young people in Britain this year, none were in Scotland 


 www.theguardian.com/membership/2017/dec/03/how-scotland-reduced-knife-deaths-among-young-people    

 COLIN ROBERTSON London knife crime has become so out of control that eventually all parents will know someone who has been stabbed
Over the past decade, knife crime has risen by an appalling 76 per cent 


 Office for National Statistics ­figures show that in England and Wales, there were a staggering 50,833 crimes involving knives or sharp objects 

 www.thesun.co.uk/news/25228906/colin-robertson-london-knife-crime/.