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Post by Red Rackham on Nov 12, 2022 11:52:13 GMT
I can hardly believe this. The lefty dickhead who threw eggs at the king has been banned from carrying eggs in public! I'm lost for words, honestly. I didn't expect he would go to prison for 10 years, but banned from carrying eggs in public! Really. I thought punishments were supposed to have at least some deterrent value? You didn't expect him to be punished without trial or held on remand though surely? No of course not. But consider this; if someone at a right wing demonstration, possibly wearing a union jack tee shirt (That usually gets lefties very upset) threw eggs at some visiting dignitary. Do you think he would be banned from carrying eggs in public? No, me neither. For the following week it would be reported on the flagship BBC 6pm and 10pm news that a right wing hooligan, racist and probably a neo-nazi had been remanded in custody charged with conduct likely to cause, harassment, alarm or distress in a public place, contrary to sect 4A of the Public Order Act. An Act that for some reason doesn't usually cover left wing anarchists who vandalise public monuments or block the public highway. Incidentally, the left wing moron who threw eggs at the king has had his 'punishment' reduced. He was initially banned from carrying eggs in a public place. Such a punishment was considered harsh, it has now been changed to allow him to purchase eggs from a supermarket. And tbh, I'm surprised the magistrate didn't award him compensation for hurt feelings. |
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Post by colbops on Nov 12, 2022 12:03:39 GMT
You didn't expect him to be punished without trial or held on remand though surely? No of course not. But consider this; if someone at a right wing demonstration, possibly wearing a union jack tee shirt (That usually gets lefties very upset) threw eggs at some visiting dignitary. Do you think he would be banned from carrying eggs in public? No, me neither. For the following week it would be reported on the flagship BBC 6pm and 10pm news that a right wing hooligan, racist and probably a neo-nazi had been remanded in custody charged with conduct likely to cause, harassment, alarm or distress in a public place, contrary to sect 4A of the Public Order Act. An Act that for some reason doesn't usually cover left wing anarchists who vandalise public monuments or block the public highway. Incidentally, the left wing moron who threw eggs at the king has had his 'punishment' reduced. He was initially banned from carrying eggs in a public place. Such a punishment was considered harsh, it has now been changed to allow him to purchase eggs from a supermarket. And tbh, I'm surprised the magistrate didn't award him compensation for hurt feelings. Again, that isn't his punishment, just a condition of bail. You've already said you wouldn't have expected he be held on remand or to be punished without trial, however you seem to be back to complaining he hasn't been suitably punished in advance of his trial which would be punishing him without a trial. |
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Post by Handyman on Nov 13, 2022 14:07:12 GMT
I wonder what they would have charged him with if any of the eggs had hit the King, he may have ended up in the Tower  |
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Post by colbops on Nov 13, 2022 14:49:01 GMT
I wonder what they would have charged him with if any of the eggs had hit the King, he may have ended up in the Tower Eggcratevated Eggsalt and Batteryhen I imagine. |
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Post by ratcliff on Nov 13, 2022 14:53:23 GMT
I can hardly believe this. The lefty dickhead who threw eggs at the king has been banned from carrying eggs in public! I'm lost for words, honestly. I didn't expect he would go to prison for 10 years, but banned from carrying eggs in public! Really. I thought punishments were supposed to have at least some deterrent value? You didn't expect him to be punished without trial or held on remand though surely? He'll probably be up a gantry on the M25 next week |
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Post by Montegriffo on Nov 13, 2022 14:59:53 GMT
I wonder what they would have charged him with if any of the eggs had hit the King, he may have ended up in the Tower Eggcratevated Eggsalt and Batteryhen I imagine. I eggspect the cock will remain free-range despite an obvious coop attempt. |
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Post by Handyman on Nov 13, 2022 16:46:18 GMT
I wonder what they would have charged him with if any of the eggs had hit the King, he may have ended up in the Tower Eggcratevated Eggsalt and Batteryhen I imagine. |
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Post by colbops on Nov 13, 2022 17:05:06 GMT
You didn't expect him to be punished without trial or held on remand though surely? He'll probably be up a gantry on the M25 next week If he's caught with a big bag of Haribo Fried Eggs, I think the judge should let him off |
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Post by Montegriffo on Nov 13, 2022 17:34:43 GMT
He should be made an eggsample of but no doubt our lefty liberal court system will omelette him off with a slapped wrist.
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Post by Handyman on Nov 16, 2022 13:17:38 GMT
He should be made an eggsample of but no doubt our lefty liberal court system will omelette him off with a slapped wrist. |
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Post by Montegriffo on Nov 16, 2022 13:26:45 GMT
He should be made an eggsample of but no doubt our lefty liberal court system will omelette him off with a slapped wrist. Don't encourage him or you will get a lot more eggscrutiating puns in future. |
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Post by Montegriffo on Nov 16, 2022 13:29:51 GMT
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Post by Handyman on Nov 16, 2022 14:48:35 GMT
It appears so allegedly more eggs are being exported to the UK from Turkey  No Pun intended |
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Post by Handyman on Nov 16, 2022 21:10:25 GMT
Don't encourage him or you will get a lot more eggscrutiating puns in future. Good Idea I don't want to suffer Shellshock  , |
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Post by colbops on Nov 17, 2022 22:09:34 GMT
Don't encourage him or you will get a lot more eggscrutiating puns in future. Good Idea I don't want to suffer Shellshock , I'd forgive your poultry attempt at humour if it were not on salmonella level bad taste. Shellshock is a debilitating condition from which all 4 ninja turtles suffered at one point or another. Now, please can we lay off the bad yokes, get back on topic, and discuss the clucker that egged the king. Were they white or brown? Did they have a Lion mark, Should he be caged? This is serious stuff people. |
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